Come one, come all, and cool thyself with a most wondrous contraption—the DaVinci Snow Cone Machine! Climb inside yon giant wheel, much like a mighty man-sized hamster, and run with glee to shave ice for thy frosty reward. ‘Tis no ordinary refreshment, nay—but a spectacle of mirth and muscle, where thou art both laborer and lord of thine own treat.

Once thy toil is done, choose from delightful flavors and savor a snow cone fit for royalty—all for but five gold coins (or five dollars, for the less fanciful). Spin, sweat, and sup, good traveler, for never has cooling off been so comical!